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Fire-Blitz

Do Midgets Lay Eggs?
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I work as a field matinece at the apex center and my job involves a lot of line painting trash collecting and stuff like that. This past weekend as i was emptying one of the many many trash cans some jerk decided to throw half of a snow cone at me and scream something that wasn't understandable this green sticky crap got all over me and i could hear laughs from people but one little boy runs over to me opens his backpack pulls out a lightning McQueen towel and says "here that dosent look fun to have on you but if you use it i need you to race me so i can see if my new lego shoes are fast", of course i took up his offer on the towel and was compelled to race him and let him win. Helped me see that obviously some people are doing something right with their kids.
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I have decided to re-live my childhood and re watch all seasons of older cartoons (powerpuff girls,Johnny Bravo,Xalion Showdown,catdog, kirby,courage the cowardly dog,cow and chicken,dexters laboratory,sonic the hedgehog, pokemon -older generations-,rockos modern life,american dragon,samuri jack etc) while doing so i began to doodle characters upon doing so in school about 1/2 the people didnt know what i was drawing and 1/8 did and 3/8 only knew a few it took everything i had not to explode upon realizing HALF THE KIDS I KNOW HAD NO CHILDHOODS HOW THE H*LL DO YOU NOT WATCH CLASSIC CARTOONS SO HERES TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO ASKED WHAT I WAS DRAWING ......GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ANUSES PLEASE IT KILLS ME TO EXPLAIN WHAT A POWERPUFF IS SERIOUSLY ............................ OK im done now
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WTF AM I DOING

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CRAB CHEESE WANTONS idk meh wtf i died
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